You know, not everyone is a fan of Christmas. Some people can't deal with all the enforced jollity and fellowship. For them there is the Krampus, a pre-Christian folk figure from the Alpine regions of Europe. He's generally depicted as a goatlike devilman with horns and an oversized tongue. He carries switches and chains for beating all the naughty children, and has a basket to shove them in and carry them off to hell. Here's he's moved on to menacing the adults as well. Merry Chirstmas!
In many European countries, there was a longstanding tradition of sending Krampuskarten (Krampus cards) like this one at holiday time.
Buy this ominous Krampus t-shirt to for the not-so-merry on your list.