Here is Simplicissimus, a creation of Hans Jakob Christoffel von Grimmelshausen. He (she?) is here to commemorate the 300th anniversary of the death of his (her) creator. His novel Simplicius Simplicissimus, a tale inspired by the Thrity Years War is considered the first adventure novel written in the German language. It was published in 1669. Show your respect for Grimmelshausen with this creepy t-shirt.