The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg is a tiny European country landlocked between Belgium, Germany, and France. It's only 51 miles long and 35 miles wide. The main train station has a beautiful stained glass window depicting a castle, and that's just about the only thing I saw when I was there because it was raining really hard and the service at the hotel restaurant was really, really slow, even by European standards. I'm sure you'll have a better experience when you go, especially if you wear this shirt which features the noble lion from Luxembourg's coat of arms.