Gruss vom Krampus!
It's fairly creepy to tell children "he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake," but however questionable Santa might seem in a certain light, Krampus wins the Nightmare Fuel contest, hands down. Aren't you glad your parents didn't tell you that if you were bad, a goatman with a giant tongue would kidnap and beat you? Or maybe they did. I don't know your parents.
In Alpine folklore the Krampus is sort of like St Nick's sidekick. Santa has the job of rewarding the good girls and boys. Meanwhile, the Krampus punishes the naughty children by beating them with switches and chains, and then carrying them off to hell in a basket. Makes that lump of coal in your stocking seem not so bad, wouldn't you say?
Buy this awesomely creepy Krampus t-shirt to to show your irreverent style, or to commemorate your traumatic childhood.