Pot Pourri

I've never really liked that phrase but it is descriptive and most of us understand what it means. Besides its definition as a mixture of dried petals, herbs and spices to produce a pleasant fragrance, we can also use it to describe an assortment of almost anything, a mixed bag. Do you know the actual translation? I didn't either; it's "rotten pot".

So this time we have a rotten pot of t-shirts for you and promise that they'll only smell of fresh 100% cotton.

Fireworks!

It's time to start thinking about your 4th of July wardrobe and we want to take a load off your already over worked thinker. Just visit our Patriotic T-shirts Department and your worries will dissipate like spit on a hot skillet. (Sorry, aliens made me do it.) Looking for American Flags? Well, we have a department for those too, on the 5th floor: American Flag T-shirts.

Here's our latest addition to the former:
Now tell me this doesn't smack of good ol' American patriotism!

Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright!


In the forests of the night,

What immortal hand or eye

Could frame thy fearful symmetry?







Well, in an attempt to answer Mr. Blake's question, Going Postal has just framed his "fearful symmetry" on a complete line of t-shirts. This exceedingly handsome portrait can hardly be matched for a devastatingly attractive tee and you can have it at no extra charge! It's also available in black and brown so you'd better get yours right now at our Animal T-shirts Department!

Monitoring Your Fun

This is something I've wanted to do for a long time.

You would truly be impressed if you saw all the images we've collected over the years - they are legion! In looking for something exciting to do with them, we've just launched a set of Going Postal Screen Savers using many of these absolutely fantastic and fun images. There are over 200 in the Pulp Magazine edition (my favorite) that makes just looking at your screen a relaxing and entertaining experience without doing anything! Just think of how much you'll save in carpal tunnel syndrome expenses! Check it out now"




These very entertaining screen savers are also available in Philatelic and Cigar versions, with many more to come!












For Cretacious Sakes!

To cap off this breath-taking blog entry, let's have some old fashioned fun with our t-shirts. Take a look at this Styracosaurus and tell me you wouldn't rather have one than a pit bull!


This loveable and cuddly little fellow is also available in sepia, red and black. You should get one in each color immediately if not sooner! It's easy, just go to our Dinosaur Basement and put in your order.

Now, back to work!

Ketchup

Is catching up ever possible?

Don't worry, it's only a rhetorical question; I don't mean to stress you. I will still make the effort to make up for some lost ground, however, and recap some of the intriguing and fun t-shirt images we've added to the line in recent times. (Geologically, speaking.)

Ladies first, of course.

We have added a new page for firearms people that should please a lot of our gun totin' friends. As usual, it's entirely unique and many of the images cross the lines and will appeal to almost anyone.

Take the "Gun Woman", for instance. She's drawing a bead on you right now, but you needn't worry unless you're one of the bad guys. She's a straight shooter and might just settle for a warning shot. It's a bona fide old time image from sometime back in the 1880's and has already proved to be a popular t-shirt. If you're a guy, I'll bet you know a woman who would appreciate it. It looks great on a natural tee, by the way.

Ultra Chic

Our next sweetie is a bit more up to date. Back in days of yore, radios didn't have transistors or integrated circuits, of course; they had tubes. Can you believe it? So efforts at miniaturization and portability had some pretty clearly defined limitations. It behooved designers to come up with unique ways to work around the problem. Voila le "Radio Hat"!
In case you need to know, yes, I would wear this t-shirt. In fact, I'm going to make me one pronto. You should get on the bandwagon now and be one of the first too. Cool just begins to describe what you'll be!

Bony Maronie

Now here's a girl that has probably seen better days, but if I were you I wouldn't say so to her; she seems to be a happy-go-lucky kind of babe in spite of her current situation. Her real name is "La Calavera Catrina" and is the very recognizable work of a beloved and famous Mexican artist named Jose Guadalupe Posada (1852-1913). His skeletal characters are recognized by every Mexican and will always play a prominent part in Mexican folklore. We've added a couple of his works to our Mexican T-shirts page, along with a few others of incredible majesty, so you should get over there now and buy your fill. Here's a neat picture of Posada standing outside of his printshop:

If the guy only knew!

I'm going to drop it for now but I'll be back real soon with more goofy stuff, I promise! If you really want to get ahead of the curve, however, you really should get over to Going Postal right now and purchase some of the niftiest (and strangest) shirts you'll ever have the pleasure to wear. Do it!